? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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