so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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