Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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