I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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