Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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