9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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