worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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