Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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