News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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