Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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