I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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