is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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