ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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