so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
This gyro tastes like lonliness
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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