Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I think i got beer on your cat.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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