I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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