no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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