this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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