Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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