I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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