So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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