I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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