So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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