So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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