Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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