How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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