Buhtt sex?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i think i scared a bird with my dick
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
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