ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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