I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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