He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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