I have demons in me.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
