with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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