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well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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