Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
