Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
