Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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