Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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