So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
