69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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