He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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