Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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