That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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