I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
