Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
