do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just pynch a tree in the face
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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