i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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