I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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