haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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