he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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