if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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